• what popular people think I do in PE: blahblahblah annoying stand here do nothing talktalktalk
  • what I actually do: throw me the goddamn ball. I'm right here bro
  • what popular people think I do in English: loner sitting here not paying attention blahblahblah
  • what I actually do: wow this is really interesting. * insightful question*
  • what popular people think I do in math: talktalktalk omg so difficult mehmehmeh
  • what I actually do: FUCKYEA already done in your faces bro. damn straight this is easy
  • what I think popular people do in all those classes: blahblahblah me me me look at me omg i'm so fucking cool
  • what they actually do: blahblahblah me me me look at me omg i'm so fucking cool

snowpetrel:

i was babysitting a little boy and girl once and the boy asked me if i had a boyfriend and i said “no!! but i have a girlfriend!” and he said “like a friend thats a girl?” and i said “no like a boyfriend but they’re a girl instead of a boy! we still do couple things but we’re just both girls” and he said, without missing a beat, “oh ok! are you gonna marry her?”

like it’s literally that easy for kids to understand

ohmygodcutestthingever 

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amy.

sorry about today at lunch. you’re amazing and your advice was awesome… i lava you <3 

and now it’s on my blog so it’s official.